maniac1075

Maniac1075

With the acception of Batman from Gothom City which may as well be New York anyway... and The Toxic Avenger who is the first superhero from New Jersey (which is accross the river from NY) is there actualy any super heroes from anywhere else??????

Why are they all from NYC?
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LordD3r3k · Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 36

Superman is from Kansas.
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Maniac1075 · Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:53 pm Post subject:

LordD3r3k · Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 36

its the same guy, so technically they're both from Kansas. or if you want to get technical, Superman is from Krypton... nowhere near New York.. lightyears even.. Wink

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Maniac1075 · Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:19 am Post subject:

No.... Kalal is from Krypton, but he spent no more then .042% of his life on that planet before it blew up. He spent his childhood in Kansas where he was given the Earth name Clark Kent. Then "Superman" never emerged untill he went walk about for a few years and went through Super-puberty, then he followed his super hormoans to New York where Lois Lane was and supermans, super penis went into super overdrive and he saw her masturbating one day and he flew down to give her a superfuck so fast she wouldnt even know he'd done her and he flew down faster then a speeding bullet and fucked her at super lighting speeds, 'caused a super sunami with his cum shot and then he fucked off super quick. Lois felt the superbreeze he left behind and she said, "What the fuck was that?" . the invisable man says, " I dunno, but i feel like I someone cum up my ass"
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deed rape · Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:00 am Post subject:

Not all superheros are from NY. Just the popular ones. You have to look at the less popular ones like Married Man. He is a superhero that lives in Charolette, North Carolina. He fights his arch enemy Divorced Man with the help from his side kicks College Buddy and Drinking Buddy.

And I'm not making it up, it is a skit on the radio.
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Maniac1075 · Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:16 pm Post subject:

For a minute there I thought it was something you draw.

Untill they turn there comic book into a movie, there not official super-heroes yet. There's a hero on a comedy skecth show here called, "Bloke Man" who drank a can of super beer, now he's a super-hero except on weekends and his day off.
"Help him, Bloke Man"
"I cant, it's me day off"
"Please, cant you break in there with your super strength and fly him to saftey"
"Are you high"?
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