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The new Chris Benoit action figure has appeared on Amazon. It's not suitable for young kids though, as it's a choking hazard.

Why did Chris Benoit skip the last WWE pay-per-view? He wanted to stay home and hang around his family.

I asked Stone Cold what the best thing was for baldness.
"Pussy juice!" he said.
"Bollocks" I replied, "You're balder than me!",
"Yes, but what a magnificent goatee!" he quipped.

Shelton Benjamin takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "show me it's true what they say about black men."
So he stabbed her and stole her purse.

Q. When's the only time Zach Gowen gets a push?
A. When he's in a wheelchair.

Q. How many jobbers does it take to mow a lawn?
A. None. It's Chavo's job.

Q. Why is christian the "instant classic?"
A. Because his shit gets old right away

Q. Why does Awesome Kong's Manager wear a mask?
A. She got tired of shaving her beard

Q. What does Johnathan Coachman have in common with tits on a nun?
A. They're both useless

Q. Who would win in a match between Samoa Joe and Triple H?
A. Chuck Norris

Q: How did Paul Bearer get his urn?
A: The old fashioned way, he earned it.

why did stone cold get free food? becaue he SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLED WHAT THE ROCK WAS COOKING!!!!!!!!!

What does Earl Hebner and Bret Hart's wife have in common?
They both screwed him.

Why can't you find the Brock Lesnar toy in Toys R us?
Because he sold out.

What is Earl Hebner doing now??
Not
Worth
Answering

Q:what did kurt angle say to monica lewinsky
A: you suck

Q: What's the difference between Triple H and a matchbox?
A: One carries matches.

Q: How do you know Triple H is dishonest?
A: He'd have to be for his nose to get that big.

Q: What's the difference between John Cena and the waltz?
A: The Waltz has three moves.

Q: What's the difference between Kane's career and Terri Schiavo?
A: People in charge atleast tried to revive Terri Schiavo.

Q: What's the difference between Randy Orton and The Cold War?
A: The Cold War is over.

Q: Why does Bret Hart love cheese?
A: It goes well with whine.

How many Triple H's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he makes the world revolve around him to do it.

What's the difference between HHH and the Angle Slam?
HHH actually keeps people down!

Whats the difference between Rey Mysterio and Undertaker?
Taker can actually get on a ride at Disneyworld......

what is the difference between an earthquake and a 10 minute hhh promo?
an earthquake keeps people awake.

Whats the difference between Gilberg and John Cena?
One can be considered a great athlete and well liked and the others John Cena.

Q: What the difference between a good meal and Jeff Hardy?
A: At least the good meal hits the spot.

What the difference between Donkey Kong and Mark Henry?
4 minutes. They're twins.

When will Spike Dudley take orders from Vince McMahon again?
When Vince decides he wants to eat at McDonalds!

What the difference between Donkey Kong and Mark Henry?
4 minutes. They're twins.

Whats do Matt Hardy and Paccasso have in common?
They both spend alot of time on the canvas.

What the difference between Lita and a drug dealer?
Lita can wash her crack and sell it again.

joke in itself: Diva Wrestling

Hooker: Care for a blow job Hulk?
Hogan: Sure, as long as you're the one doing the job!

"Vince may have dumped you, but you've still got your balls." - Howard Stern to Chyna

Why wasn't Chris Benoit allowed near the gas leak?
He was carrying matches.

Who did Paul Heyman vote for in 2000?
GORE! GORE!! GORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Owen Hart say as a baby when he had a messy diaper?
WELL ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!

What's Zach Gowen's favorite restaurant?
IHOP

Why isn't Randy Orton an artist?
Because he can't draw!

Q.Why is the arena cold
A.Because its has to many fans

Q: Why didn't Viscera eat the Dudleys?
A: They were too stale!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jeff Jarret
Jeff Jarret who?
Why does everyone say that.......

What do Steve Austin and George Strait have in common?
All their exes live in Texas

Knock Knock
Who's there?
The Rock
The Rock who?
It doesnt matter who!

Why can't HHH and Steph have kids?
Because HHH won't lie down for anybody.

Why didn't Zach Gowen sue Vince when he was fired?
His lawyer told him he wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

what do the undertaker and the n-gage have in common?
neither of them sell.

What is The Undertaker's favorite food?
Squash.

What's the difference between The Undertaker and a bridge?
People go over a bridge

Why did Kevin Nash take up art?
It's the only way he'd ever draw.

What do Scott Hall and Jeff Hardy have in common?
They see spots, but can't hit them.

What did Booker T say at the excavation site?
Can you dig that, suckaaaaaaaaaa!!!

"Chris Candido? HAH.
More like Chris CanDEADo"

How does JR like his ice cream?
STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

What group is Carlito a part of?
The Kool Klux Klan

Q:Why didn't Orton get into the pole vault team?
A:He could never get over.

Q:Why is Undertaker poor?
A:He never has a job

Q]What does JR say when a wrestler ht his opponent with buttered bread?
Ans: BAH GAWD!He just hit him with MODIFIED BREAD!!

The Big fella upstairs Appears to J.R. in a vision
J.R.: OH MAH GAWD!

What do wrestling and GameFAQs have in common?
BUMPS!

Why does The Undertaker always sleep on his side?
Both of his shoulders are never down for more than 2 seconds.

Why did Lita stop using her crutch?
She wanted to use a Kane instead

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