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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:41 am    Post subject: Insults Reply with quote

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    Suck my cock like you are drowning and my balls contain oxygen.

    Your pussy's so big it's like one of those garbage bags with the ring pull tie.

    Why don't you become an organ donor in case anyone every needs a complete asshole.

    Didn't you used to be a model? Yeah, you was. You used to model semen for Hustler.

    I will plant a tree into your mom's cunt so I can fuck her in the shade.

    Yo momma's so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a Gameboy.

    Yo momma's so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a pay check.

    if they had a mould for assholes, youd be a perfect fit.

    Piss the taking is someone that realize u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!

    The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers, too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

    There is no 'I' in 'TEAM, But there is a 'U' in CUNT

    I wanna drill a hole through your cunt and out your ass so i can spin you around on my dick by your mouth and see if you whistle.

    I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.

    i wanna hold a cup to all of your cunts while your on your rags so i can fill up a container and take it to those tampon adds and say stop dipping it in blue die and use the real shit.

    ya know that game where they dip sponges in water then throw them at people in a bullseye? well, my variation is to piss in the bucket and then throw them at you and the sponge is replaced by your grandmothers used pads.

    Im constipated and dont have the money to see a doctor, nor do i wanna be fingered and mashed up. So can you just wrap your lips around my asshole and suck till your hearts content?

    I am going to ring dry my sweaty balls and let it drip into your mouth while youre asleep.

    You are so stupid when you blow someone you have to bite down into a
    testicle to make a hole to let the air out or else there balls will inflate.

    it reminds me of a log of shit coming out a buffalos ass and landing in a bowl of M&M's

    why dont you make yourself usefull and come move in with me so you can lick my asshole clean when i take a shit so I wont have to buy toilet paper ever again.

    if you want sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary somewhere between shit and syphilis

    I'm going to ram my arm up your ass to see if i can make the dummy talk without my lips moving.

    I swear if you dont shut up, im going to stuff my used tampon up your nose and kick you in the back of the head till it comes out your mouth

    You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

    Oh, I'm sorry -- you looked really cute from far away/on my space

    Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

    Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon

    Your so shit I have to insult myself.

    TO A FEMALE: You are the perfect 10!....
    Where you should be a 36dd!


    Your Name Is Abe Linchon Isnt It?
    Your Last 4 scores where 7 years ago.

    Can I borrow some D.N.A?
    I'm constructing my own fuckwit at home!


    What are you gonnah do for a face when Elton john wants his arsehole back?

    How many wrinkles does a cunt have?
    Smile I'll count them.

    The stalk that brought you should be shot for smuggling dope

    Want to play horse?
    Ill be the front you be yourself

    Wow, you are really living proof that cousin's fuck and breed

    Do you understand what I'm telling you?
    Or do i have to write it in brail and shove it up your arse?

    You're an Ankle!
    (meaning) some one who is 3 feet lower then a cunt!


    Oh you're such a prick your the only person Ghandi would have kicked in the balls!

    Your like a bull with no horns, no legs and no balls!
    You cant butt, ya cant fuck, ya just sit there and bullshit


    I should piss in your ear and clear your mind

    Your wifes/husbands got 2 assholes, and your one of them!

    When you have a baby ,if one day your kids ask you what a cunt is? I hope you can point to your crotch and say "that there is a vagina, everything else around it is the cunt!"

    You've probably been punched around the ring more times then Mike Tyson

    If you took a shit before a test, ya'd lower your IQ so much yad fail!

    Your such a tight-arse, that when you fart, its so high-pitched only dogs can hear it!

    Your so poor you cant even make a cent when you fart in your pockets!

    Your entire families generations are the most stupidest ever, starting with the ones who said "A large wooden rocking horse? We will sign for that "(meaning the Trojan horse)

    Your so damn fat you need a boomerang to put your belt on!

    I love hecklers, keep your mouth open i'll be down in a minute!

    You should be on that game show were they judge acts, youd be your own fuckin' challenger!

    Your ass is so big, when you sit down your 2 inches taller!

    You've got more chins then a Chinese phone book!

    Your so stupid, whenever your on a computer and get an illegel operation, you start worrying that cops are on there way to arrest you for it!

    Your so dumb, you hired a video that had a warning of "have you hired a pirate video?" and you got shit scared cause you where watching "pirates of the carabian" (Australian joke)

    Your so dumb you think Albert Frankenstein's formula is E=McDonalds

    [b]This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat

    Your looking like your not your normal slutty whore of a self today! arent you getting enough dick in your diet?

    There is no nudity allowed here. So quickly, cover my cock with your mouth to hide it from public display!!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


    Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

    Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others

    She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.

    Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

    Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

    She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.

    Sit down and give your mind a rest.

    Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.

    So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.

    Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

    Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.

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