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Man in love with his car

 
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VLRGA
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:23 am    Post subject: Man in love with his car Reply with quote

http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/sex-with-car.aspx?dateonline=Monday%2019%20May%202008

Like many men, Jordan Witham is obsessed with his car. But while most boy racers would draw the line at a wax and polish, his obsession has gone into overdrive.

The 20 year old is in love with his Volkswagen Beetle – and has been having sex with it for four years.

Despite never having kissed a girl before, virgin Jordan has become an experienced lover, covering his car with kisses and caresses before having penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe.


The article doesn't seem to have a problem with it, either.
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VLRGA
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories.aspx

They have other odd (I don't know about neccesarily true) stories on there like "I had two sex changes" and "my wife married our foster son". Might be entertaining reading.
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thunderhayes
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um, they call it sex?

I'd call it a blow job. (Doesn't the exhaust usually blow?)
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldn't surprise me if all those stories are true.

About 2 weeks ago while I was on shift we had Oprah on the TV...(only channel we were picking up, all the other 9 channels were kinda not coming in good because of the sandstorm)...and the guest was a woman who had a sex change to be a man, married a man who had a sex change to be a woman, and (he/she/it?) was pregnant.

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:15 am    Post subject: Re: Man in love with his car Reply with quote

I got pics of some transvestite guy sticking his dick in the exhaust pipe of a car, only one pic of that, but several of his with tiny little dick in a vacuume cleaner.

no, i don't keep it for any other reason then it's too funny and fucked up not to keep.

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 3:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, the pregnant man has made some news. Gotta wonder how and when he'll give birth!
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, from what I gather, his "down there" is the way it was when he was a she. So basically, "he" has a pussy.

Now they could do it natural, or c-section.

But as for Oprah, she also had a blue man on there as well.
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