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VLRGA The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted
Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 487 Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:23 am Post subject: Man in love with his car |
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http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/sex-with-car.aspx?dateonline=Monday%2019%20May%202008
Like many men, Jordan Witham is obsessed with his car. But while most boy racers would draw the line at a wax and polish, his obsession has gone into overdrive.
The 20 year old is in love with his Volkswagen Beetle – and has been having sex with it for four years.
Despite never having kissed a girl before, virgin Jordan has become an experienced lover, covering his car with kisses and caresses before having penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe.
The article doesn't seem to have a problem with it, either. |
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VLRGA The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted
Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 487 Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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thunderhayes I dont care about you, just about me
Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 447 Location: Smyrna, GA, USA
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:51 am Post subject: |
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Um, they call it sex?
I'd call it a blow job. (Doesn't the exhaust usually blow?) |
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deed rape Team Killing Fucktard
Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Posts: 229 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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Wouldn't surprise me if all those stories are true.
About 2 weeks ago while I was on shift we had Oprah on the TV...(only channel we were picking up, all the other 9 channels were kinda not coming in good because of the sandstorm)...and the guest was a woman who had a sex change to be a man, married a man who had a sex change to be a woman, and (he/she/it?) was pregnant. _________________ This message was brought to you by:
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Maniac1075 Pro Wanka
Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 1558 Location: Hellbourne
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VLRGA The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted
Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 487 Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, the pregnant man has made some news. Gotta wonder how and when he'll give birth! |
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thunderhayes I dont care about you, just about me
Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 447 Location: Smyrna, GA, USA
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:13 am Post subject: |
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Well, from what I gather, his "down there" is the way it was when he was a she. So basically, "he" has a pussy.
Now they could do it natural, or c-section.
But as for Oprah, she also had a blue man on there as well. |
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