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XXXMAS Songs

 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:06 pm    Post subject: XXXMAS Songs Reply with quote

Apart from the usual Mistress For Xmas and Jingle Bell rock... heres a list of Xmas songs that if you don't have or have not heard, go find them. Or ask me to upload what ones ya want.



- We Farted On Santas Lap



Kevin Bloody Wilson





- Santa was stoned for xmas
- Hoe Hoe (fucking ho, what a crock of shit)
- What about poor old santa
- Frosty the yobbo
- Tattoo of Santa
- Santas (fuckin) roadies
- Xmas on the piss
- xmas without snow
- He only comes once a year
- Santa was going to town

John Valby


- Rum-Pum-Pum
- 12 days of xmas
- Jingle Balls
- Santa is coming to town

- White xmas
- we need a little pussy
- it's beginning to look like spypholis
- Hark The Herald

- Sleigh Ride
- My Sister
Whole album here


a lot more


Red Peters

- Suck On My Cock - (Jingle bell rock)
- Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer
- You Ain't Gett'in Shit For Christmas
- Holy Shit, It's Christmas!



- Merry Fucking Xmas - South Park

- Here comes fatty clause (with a sack of shit) - ?

- Just a little xmas blowjob - ?


Bob Rivers

- Grab Your Balls Like Michael Jackson (Jingle Bells Parody)
- Jingle Bell Rock (suck on my cock)
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and dont forget

Larry The Fucking Cable Guy

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahh, Larry The Cable Guy's Christmas CD.

That guy is insanely hilarious on stage. I think he's better by himself than with the other three Blue Collar guys.

"Get a job you bum bum bum bum."

"O come, all illegal immigrants..."

"I pissed my pants, the toilet was just too far"


Granted Larry is a bit on the "redneck" side of things, he still makes people laugh.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

silent fart, deadly fart, all was calm, not anymore
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, and while it may not be Christmas related, I've heard the crazy letter he wrote to Shania Twain (You know, Mutt's wife).
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


"I dated this bird once who looked like Shania Twain, 'cept the face was different... and the arms legs body... when I was drunk she looked like Shania Twain! I woke up sober to find Mark Twain lying next to me"

What is your Obsession with her anyway?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Obviously Larry wishes he was Mutt.
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