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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:16 pm    Post subject: Joke Of The Day Reply with quote

Little Johnny's in class and the teacher has brought her cat into show the boy's and girls and she asks the kids if they know how it's tail stays on?

One little kid says it's the muscles.
Another little kid says it's the bones.

Little Johnny lifts it's tail and says, "well judging by the size of these nut's i'd say it's bolted on"!


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: What do Gynocoligists and Pizza Delivery Men have in commen?
A: They always get to sniff it, but never get to eat it.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This isn't a joke, but a picture:

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the cow can't beleive it's not butter?!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder how that picture was taken...did the guy just walk up to the cow and stick his butt in its face or what?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's edited/imposed

Q: What did the grunge fan say when he stopped smoking dope?
A: Fuck this music sucks!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's edited?! And here I thought the guy was living out his greatest fantasy!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter - bass players are never in the light anyway.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q. What kind of mood does an elevator operator have?

A. It depends, they go up and down.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?

A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q. Why did the blonde get lipstick on her steering wheel?

A. She tried to blow the horn!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

got this from Steelyboot's ont he BB board.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed tthere. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he is dead." Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heard the best insult in a shithouse movie called "They Call Me Bruce" today.

Man looking at face: Whoa, you are the perfect 10!
Woman: Thank You!
*Women takes off top and he see's her little breasts*
Man: Euh, your a 10 where you should be a 36!

Also he goes...

"I was run over once by a Toyota.... Oh, what a feeling!"

"I am a sex object. I always ask women for sex, and they object."

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend France?
A: Don't know, never been tried.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

New studys show that wives can now make there boobs bigger without surgery of anykind. All they simpley have to do is wipe there breasts at least 2 or 3 times a day with toilet paper.

The results are real and clear for all to see. They have been doing it for so long on there ass and look how big those are now!

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