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VLRGA The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:16 am Post subject: |
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This isn't a joke, but a picture:
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VLRGA The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted
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I wonder how that picture was taken...did the guy just walk up to the cow and stick his butt in its face or what? |
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VLRGA The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:31 am Post subject: |
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It's edited?! And here I thought the guy was living out his greatest fantasy! |
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VLRGA The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted
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Q. What kind of mood does an elevator operator have?
A. It depends, they go up and down. |
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VLRGA The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted
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Q. Why did the blonde get lipstick on her steering wheel?
A. She tried to blow the horn! |
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Maniac1075 Pro Wanka
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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got this from Steelyboot's ont he BB board.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed tthere. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he is dead." Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?" _________________
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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend France?
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