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The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:16 am    Post subject: New Viruses Reply with quote

NEW VIRUSES

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses
of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
little purple hearts magically to appear on screen.

The Bill Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting, always with the initial result.

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The Monika Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files, then covers its tracks.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy...then discards it through Windows.
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