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Maniac1075 Pro Wanka
Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 1558 Location: Hellbourne
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Maniac1075 Pro Wanka
Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 1558 Location: Hellbourne
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:59 pm Post subject: Re: Funny Lyrics |
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Macorenia Paordy
Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone
Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stone
Hey Masturbata!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twice
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice
Hey Masturbata!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its been
Hey Masturbata!
I do it in the car when I'm driving down the street,
One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seat
Hey Masturbata!
Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater,
Choke the chicken; hum the knob, squeezing the tomato
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her
Hey, Masturbata!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makin'.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achin'.
Hey, Masturbata! _________________
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Maniac1075 Pro Wanka
Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 1558 Location: Hellbourne
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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The rain soaked my skin, as a rode up that hill
to the place where they buried, my only love Jill
the men that had killed her, i found everyone
and i made them all pay, at the end of my gun
i tied up my horse, at the side of her grave
and i nelt by the women ,that i could not save
and i plundged my cold hands, inside that wet dirt
and i dug for an hour, for the girl i had lost
at the end of that hour, i held Jill in my arms
and i stopped to notice, her considerable charms
they claimed her sweet spirit, but her body was mine
and i made love to sweet Jill, one last time
oh Jill, oh Jill, underneath me so still
just like your still living not dead at boot-hill
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