maniac1075

[Maniac1075]

Something I just came up with, won't tell you what inspired me, i'll let you guess...

To the tune of Alice Coopers, "Poison"

A pooh, ain’t nice
When it wakes you, in the middle of the night
One push, could be lethal
I’d hate, my dry cleaning bill or (One fart, my underwear could fill)

I gotta shit judging by the sound of that fart (too much info)
I want to hold it in but I sense that I wont
Burning me like a liquid brown flame (Too much info)
I need a waste disposal unit for this crap on my toilet
A Toilet, I only just made it
to the Toilet, my butt hit the seat milliseconds before I sprayed it

My ass, now so hot
My rims, beef curtains split apart
My butt skin, so wet
Brown water base, might need a plunger later

I hear nature calling and it’s giving me the shits (the shits)
It hurts me as you hear me screaming as I strain
I need to flush it before the smell starts escapin’ (escapin’)

It’s flowing out like a river as I’m glued here to the toilet (Toilet)
Running through me like a jet spray
On the toilet, as curtesy I pull the chain
On the toilet

One squirt, could fill, an entire, landfill

I hate this feeling and I want it to stop (like this song)
I try to hold my breath but I cant hold it for long (uh huh)
I hate this shit but that’s probably too much info (yes, Too much)

I want to clog it up with a cork instead of being here (on)
The toilet, my asshole can feel it spray back up
Right in the centre of my man hole puck
From the toilet

I would love now for this shit to stop (please stop)
I wanna hold it in so I don’t have to feel this dump
I want this shit to stop flowing out my butt (again, Too much)
I want it to be over but I’m stuck here with diarreah on the toilet
Now I’ve broken the fucking chain
Overflowing toilet, oh no
Running everywhere through my house but the storm drains
Running everywhere but the fucking storm drains
God damn this toilet
No doggy, that ain’t brown rain
It’s the toilet
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