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Maniac1075
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:30 pm    Post subject: Parody Lyrics Reply with quote

If anyone has any Parody lyrics they've written or heard. Post 'em here. I love parodies and fucking up songs.

Here's my most recent one.....


Rythem Of My Fart
(Rythem Of The Rain)


The only girl I care about has been blown away
All because I lit my fart
If I had have known she would burn that way
I'd have recommended she stand back 1 yard

Rain, rain please tell me now does that seem fair
For her to be burnt to a crisp by my ignitied methaine in the air
Now she's just dust and grains in the air

Listen to the rythem of my burning fart
was the last words she heard me said
Then I lit a match and cocked my leg
and pushed as I lent to to the left

(Back to chorus)


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My parody lyrics page
http://www.geocities.com/maniac1075_2000/Parolyrics.htm

AC/DC Parodies
http://www.geocities.com/maniac1075_2000/Parodys.htm

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not as good as Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep, but here goes....

well if you're having trouble getting head
It's giving you the blues
you wanna masturbate but not alone in bed
here's what you gotta do
pick up the phone
no busy dial tones
call me anytime
just ring
1800 0055 69 oh
every minute is only a dime

dirty Dee done dirt cheap
dirty Dee done dirt cheap
dirty Dee done dirt cheap
dirty Dees phonesex is done dirt cheap
dirty Dees phonesex is dirt cheap

you got a boner and a horn of lust
but no ones legs to rip apart
Your imagining feeling up your best friend
that's when it gets too hard
so pick up the phone
I'm here alone
And I do make social calls
I'll come right in, then we will begin
I'll deep throat you to your balls

dirty Dee done dirt cheap
dirty Dee done dirt cheap
dirty Dee done dirt cheap
dirty Dee and she's done for dirt cheap
dirty Dee and she's done for dirt cheap

You got no lady but you gotta bone
and inflated, raging nuts
you want a headjob and are willing to pay
enough to hire this slut
pick up the phone
I'll come to your home
it's time you made it stand
for a fee
I'm happy to sneak
through your back door man

dirty Dee done dirt cheap
dirty Dee done dirt cheap
dirty Dee done dirt cheap

condoms, sexualy transmitted deseases, P.M.T.
done dirt cheap
Faked Orgasems, anal salting
done dirt cheap

dirty Dee
done dirt cheap
dirty Dee
done dirt cheap
dirty Dee do anything you want me to
done dirt cheap
dirty Dee
dirty Dee done dirt cheap

The 6 month later blood test, ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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NOTE: This song has absolutly nothing to do with my girlfriend of the same name... any resemblences in charactors or events is purley coincedental

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was great!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's my latest attempt at a parody.

To the tune of AC/DC's - Walk All Over You


get into my way I'm a cumming high
I wanna spoof right between your eyes
ain't no condom in the world i know
that wouldnt blow off from this overflow
baby I ain't been having a fuck
I've been looking at you doing the solo touch
Picturing you naked while jerkin in my chair
paradise ain't far from there
I wanna wank all over you (wank all over you)
I'm wanna wank all over you (wank all over you)
goo over everything you doo (wank all over you) baby
I'm wanna wank all over you

reflections on the bedroom wall
check it girl, it's like a mirror in my sperm on the wall
jacking off like absolutle crazy
your lookin' so good in my fantasey
I'm gonna wank all over you (wank all over you)
I'm gonna wank all over you (wank all over you)
this sure is romance, feel like a screw? (wank all over you) to you
I'm gonna wank all over
you

moanin' groanin' here I go
wanna come in and watch the show?
leave on the lace and turn off the light
let me masturbate over you in my site
I'm gonna wank all over you (wank all over you)
I'm gonna wank all over you (wank all over you)
ohh, ohhh, euhhh, god, thank you (wank all over you)
I'm gonna wank all over
you

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smiling face on her verticle smile
that place there between her thighs
whoa momma i cant beleive
how much cheese you got in there

Baby I got my one eyed trouser snake for you
'cause whats i wanna do is screw
i'll stuff that crack up so back up the rear
And i'll fuck you till cum shoots out your ears
but first things first, have to tune up the desert
and clean it out
Eating out her bush

Wish I knew what was smelling from your behind
as my nose is 3 inches away as i lick you dry
it's not much price to pay not to have to do this alone
And i'm broke so there no one to talk dirty to on the phone
thoughts of you goin down my brain
or is that bits of you in my mouth as i lick the drain
how do you expect me to say I love you too
when i can hardly breath down here going down on you
i'm chewing it up
i'm licking it rough
and working it round
then i'll spit it out around your bush

Your the meanest woman that I know
without contraception is a no, no
why didnt you tell me before you got me started
damn it, your pussy just winked and farted
Ok baby heres what we will do
when i'm about to shoot i'll exit you
I've done everything i'm gonnah do
so lets finsih this off with a nice screw
then you can rub it down, maybe go down, jerk it around
And just plaster it to the roof

Chew it up, spit it out
just beat it off around your bush

Been eating out her bush

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

THIS SUCKS

it's another lonely evenin'
in another lonely town
but I ain't to young to worry
it's not too late to get high
I know a good dealer in town

got another empty bottle
so I'll cut some hose and make it thread
ain't to young to admit it
and I'm not too old to lie
I'm just another empty head

that's why I'm lonely, I'm so lonely
but i know what i'm gonnah do
I'm gonna bong on, bong on
standing on the edge of the road
waiting for this dealer
one of these days I'm gonna, change my evil ways
'til then I'll just keep
bonging on

broke another empty bottle
and I cut up some more grass
And I aint too high to realise
that I ain't to old to try
using my hot water tank as a holder
and it's another blue light fire
lighting up the buyer
and I ain't too old to hurry
down to the shops for munchies
after this toke when i feel beat

but I'm lonely, lord I'm lonely
what I'm gonna do
(bong on, bong on) got myself a nice reefer
(Bong on, Bong on) I'm walking the wrong way
got change for my evil ways, mr reefer dealer aye
man, he's running away

Bong on, Bong on, Bong on, gonna Bong on
I'm gonna Bong on
Feel like a fuck
keep on bongin'
bongin on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
(bong on, bong on) gonna have myself a good time
(ride on, ride on) yeah, yeah ,yeah, who needs you anyway
one of these days, one of these days
i'll move to amstridam and smoke good shit and have more freinds and stuff like that, man

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

there is a great country/comedy guy who is like Werid Al named Cledus T Judd, except for the fact that cledus is the "redneck" of the two, but he has written a ton of parodies, i don't have any of them on my computer in terms of lyrics, but they are funny
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like Rodney Carrington and Larry The Cabel Guy. There country-ish rednecks.

But the best Country Comedian is Keven Bloody Wilson. Tho, most of his songs are original.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

two things, its "cable" as in Larry the Cable Guy, and second, Git-R-Done! lol
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

im working on lyrics right now, i got one of The Jack called "She Owes The Bank", you can figure what its about from there. and another one that bears some importance to this month in history.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shot in the Lip
(feel free to replace Lip with Dick)

I was out on a drive
On a boulevard trip
Looking for chicks
To get me some kicks
Now their boyfriends
Warned me
That I'd get shot
SHOT IN THE LIP

Like I'd just broke my toe
I let out a scream
So loud and piercing
Sounded like a girl who's ten

Cause I was...
SHOT!
Yeah I was...
SHOT!
Man was i...
SHOT!
I was
Shot in the lip.

PS: Maniac, if your going to put this on your site, credit it to Travis Hayes, and you can guess the original song (if you can't, then your just plain dumb)
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="travishayes89"]Shot in the Lip
(feel free to replace Lip with Dick)

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and you can guess the original song (if you can't, then your just plain dumb)


Dance of the sugar plum fairies?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

no, it was stiff upper lip, i tried to make it fit the tune, and still have a bit of a solo, seeing as though i don't really know the song that well, you have to deal with the intro, part of a verse, and a outro
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

travishayes89 wrote:
no, it was stiff upper lip, i tried to make it fit the tune, and still have a bit of a solo, seeing as though i don't really know the song that well, you have to deal with the intro, part of a verse, and a outro


yes, i knoew it was stiff upper dick
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha, a reference to your parody, good one there
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