maniac1075

[Maniac1075]

My new found hero....



i come home from work
and pour myself a scotch
while my babys got her cloths off
and shes reaching for my crotch

she says shes been so horny
and shes rubbed her pussy raw
so i hit her in the shitter
and poke her in the jaw

she fucks me every morning
she fucks me every night
she fucks me on the couch
and on the porch in broad daylight

shes got a 100 dildos
that she sticks up every crack
my babys fucking crazy
shes a nymphomaniac

well she likes her golden showers
and shes into S&M
she likes me to take her picture
while my cum drips down her chin

and she likes to dress up kinky
with her boots and cowboy hat
watching porno movies
while my piss runs down her back

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well i knew my little peter
couldnt keep her satasfied
so i got me an operation
to increase my peter size

now everytime i fuck her
she goes wild with every stroke
and i finish her off gentley
so my cum wont make her choke

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[Maniac1075]

well I'm sitting on the toilet
staring at the walls
i can feel the cool clear water
splashing soft against my balls

well that's when i start thinking
about my favorite fantasy
and my dick begins to harden
as the shit pains come through me

I think of you every time I shit
I think about your pussy
And I wanna lick your clit

With each fart I fantasize
about my head between your thighs
yes I think about you every time I shit

Girl when I get diarrhea
that's when I most wanna see ya
And when the smell fills up the room
girl to me it's your perfume

and with every little grunt
I think about your cunt
And my stomach starts to gurdle
and my hemorrhoids start to bleed

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Well girl it's time to flash
and time to say goodbye
As i gently wipe my asshole
I choke up and start to cry

So I reach into the toilet
And pick up a peace or two
And I smear the bathroom wall,
with these few words, I love you

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Last edited by Maniac1075 on Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:07 pm; edited 1 time in total

[Maniac1075]

Well I was makin' love, the other day
And I put my hand between her lovely legs
She was givin' me a hickey,
when I felt something sticky
And I didn't know exactly what to say

Then slowly I removed her underwear
Then she reached down and scratched her pubic hairs
Well I knew I wasn't dreamin'
When I saw that yellow semen
And the smell of cat fish really filled the air

I wanna show her my affection
but shes got a yeast infection
And her underwear is sticking to the walls

Well she pulled my head down closer to her crotch
she told me it would taste like butterscotch
Well i've never had the heart
to pull grilled cheese apart
I'll turn my head so I don't have to watch

Well I closed my eyes and stuffed my tongue right in
the puss and blood was dripping from my chin
she was kickin' and a screamin'
And pissing on the ceiling
I just held my breath and stuck me pecker in

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Well I fucked her long and hard right there and then
And I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair
I watched my pecker thumpin'
And when she started cummin'
It looked like makin' taffy at the fair


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Last edited by Maniac1075 on Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:07 pm; edited 1 time in total

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