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KRAM



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:53 pm    Post subject: I Believe.... Reply with quote

Aliens/UFO's
ďTo know the truth one must face it without the filter of one's own belief however respectable they may be". Understanding is to be wise, being wise is to understand!!! Why aliens?...If you knew what I know, then you too would believe completely... Understand this? because the universe is endless, the chances of the existence of intelligent extraterrestrial life are endless too, whatís infinitely probable is practically certain!!!
The eminent astrophysicist Frank Drake who formulated the Drake equation,"N=R*=RATE OF FORMATIon OF SUITABLE STARS.fp=FRACTIon OF THOSE STARS WITH PLANETS.ne=NUMBER OF EARTH-LIKE WORLDS PER PLANETARY SYSTEM.fi=FRACTIon OF PLANETS WHERE LIFE DEVELOPS.fi=FRACTIon OF LIFE SITES WHERE INTELLIGENCE DEVELOPS.fc=FRACTIon OF COMMUNICATIVE PLANETS.L=THE "LIFETIME"OF COMMUNICATING CIVILIZATIonS.N=10,000 COMMUNICATIVE CIVILIZATIonS IN THE MILKYWAY GALAXY ALonE!
When applied to the universe as a whole, thatís 10,000 x 125 billion you do the math, that number when calculated is the 'probability' of intelligent alien life in the universe!! Stands to reason that some of those intelligent advanced alien beings 'thats practically certain', could transcend the universe in ways we could not possibly understand as human beings at this point in our history!!! When you think of what we have achieved in the last 100 years just think of what we could learn in 1 million years, assuming we are still here after that time? We live in one galaxy of 125 billion galaxies, with each galaxy containing 400 billion stars approximately, to give you an idea of size it would take 100 thousand year at light speed, (L/S=186 THOUSAND MILES PER SEConD) just to cross our galaxy the milky way. But just because 'we' lack the understanding and ability of the manipulation of space/time does not mean that intelligent advanced aliens do!!!
The universe is 15 billion years old approximately, our solar-system is a mere 4.5 billion years old, so that means the universe was 10.5 billion years old before our solar-system was even physical. Potentially intelligent alien beings could be billions of years in advance of us!!! If that is so just 'think' of what they could have learned in the way of technological advancements and understanding the physical universe!!! Do they visit earth? I put this to you, of course they do, and are here now!! The evidence for it is enough to send a man to the electric chair... UFOs are real, and we all know what is meant by UFO! Of course there are those who would say they would not believe it even if it was real!!! We are so young-foolish, absolute-power corrupts-absolutely!!! When are we going to learn this truth-tell-the-truth!!! Silly little humans. The truth is for the benefit of 'all'. (Lol, now i've stated my view, hope you found it interesting!)
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:03 pm    Post subject: Re: I Believe.... Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too long clanky, too long...

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a clue what yer on about.?
Whats too long..my penis maybe?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That comment came up a bit short there Krammy.

I had an Alien experience the other day. I was fuckin your wife and her ass was out of this world! *buda bing* I told her I may not be an astrounaut, but i enjoyed exploring Uranus. *boom boom ching* she enjoyed fucking aliens, too. She fucked this austAlien, *boom boom ching* thank you, unfortunatly i'm here all week, dont forget to give your waiter the clap.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because I am completly bored shitless here at work, I will give you my thoughts on aliens.

If they are millions of years ahead of us in technology, what reason would they possibly have to visit Earth?

If Earthlings now have the technology to recycle water, prevent polution, make cars run on things besides gasoline (it's only not in action cause it would put GM out of business, they keep buying out cars that run on fossil fuels, steam, electricity ect) geniticly alter foods and everything else needed to survive.... well, IF there is life out there far more advnaced then ourselves, then why would they need to visit Earth other then to have a laugh at how stupid a race can be?
They show up here just to fix there cams for "Earthlings stupidist home videos" that they run on the planet of WHICKICHIKATCHTOSSANOVASINSTANTWHACKYBROWNEYESGOWASH1ISAFAGANDANGIEHASMONKEYTITS the 2nd.

They would have the ability to see what we show on telivision, movies etc... and would take one look at it and say, "Fuck that, if we went there they would shoot first ask question later, however this Elvis guy is giving me the shits, lets kidnap him and stick things up his ass" ---- I wish they would do that with a lot of todays musicial fuck ups. But they must have passed an international law preventing it, cause Michael Jackson should have been taken away years ago..... however, they probably find him as scary as we do, so it shows they are an intelegent race.

Then of coarse, there is that sterotype of Aliens they feel they probably can not live up to. For some reason when you see an Alien come to Earth on TV, they bring with them knowledge and power and know how to cure cancer and beat level 15 of 4D Pong (the bastards) but if you step back and think about it, if Earth sent out a space ship to explore new worlds, and they found one, would those Earthlings be able to give out all of Earths technological acheivments and evolutions of science?
Fuck no, there pilots and astronauts, they might have an IQ large enough to repair a ship in orbit, but can they tell you how atoms work? Can they tell you how a guitar sends a signal to an amplifier via vibrations and pickups, can they explain why Angela can be so big with those donkey kong sized arms but her tits are still born?
If there so far advanced, why would they even need to know? And if you where captain of a space ship and someone asked you to create electricity from scratch for them, would you know how to? would you even be able to explain what E=MC2 even stands for?

So what would they be doing here? Other then dumbass redneck Aliens out to pillidge our women and rape our land.... or grafity the crops with those designs they stole from that Led Zeppilin albums cover.
My only guess is aliens are highly sexual creatures and come to butt fuck people in the ass, hence, Krams alien experience, he got fucked in the ass by an alien filming footage for there homeplanets version of pornotube where there is now a video on another planet that says, "WENT TO EARTH, FUCKED KRAM, 5 mins - I went to earth and fucked one of the natives, heres me pwning his ass - lol" and about 4 comments like, "COOL" and 100 like "FAKE... GAY....GET A LIFE....CLICK HERE FOR FREE SPACEVIAGRA, GARENTEED A MILLION LIGHT YEARS OF AN ERECTION... and 4000 comments saying, "CHANGE THE TITLE TO: I FUCKED BIGFOOT"

something else to ponder.
Think of what Aliens look like, and ignore the fact that what people have described them as over the years match recent looks of them from movies... and think of that main look.... little bodies, big head, huge eyes.... now think of mans evolvment from apes (and if you beleive that Adam and eve shit, piss off and go prey I dont devein your cock with a clam knife). Evolvment from ape, or in scientific terms, Kramabiggafootabamalamadingdong, to man we are now, who is to say we are not still changing? Who is to say we have stopped evolving.... with all the shit wrong with the world and what could possibly happen, maybe humans look like that in future, and invent a time machine and come back to our time to see what it was like when Bigfoot roamed the planet with a scottish dress on? Id come back in time to see it!

Back to work now... gotta deal with the retarded again.

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