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Maniac1075
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Joined: 10 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:31 am    Post subject: Letter... to me Reply with quote

I wont say who, but someone writes to me...

loose translation of email....


Dear Maniac

I just wanted to send a quick message to you to ask if you have cleaned up your act, changed in ways that you do not think the same way you did back in the glory days of Elektra chat, or if someone tried to tame you on this board as .... something about his wife would always be offended by things i said on that board but he's piss himself laughing... blah blah blah and he ends it with a line, "it seems you have gone soft as you have matured".

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Dear #######

SOFT???????? MATURE???????
FUUUUUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHACKKKKKKKK ... I needa dirty up my act more then if I gave that impression.

I am still the same old twisted son of a bitch I always have been, who would masturbate at a funeral and walk right up the pope and shove a can of pepsi up my ass, shake it around until it explodes in fizzy spray, and use a nuns habit to wipe my brown eye clean.... while shes wearing it of coarse.

So as you can see, it's still there, however, since Shmoo figured out where I got 60% of my material from (cause that sheep-shaggin poofta boy faggot Abbie probably told him, no offence to Abbie if he's reading this tho, I love ya you limp-wristed tail-gunning donut-punching frequent-flyer to vegimite-valley cocksucker. Always have, always will! And I mean that (Rodney laugh inserted here)

So no, I haven't changed, I just re-worded someone elses jokes, and I eventually ran out of bullshit stories and a cunts cunt kinda jokes to say!

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thunderhayes
I dont care about you, just about me


Joined: 25 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vegimite?

I've only heard of the stuff.

I've heard that you want to spread it THINLY...

But the letters...

They really expect you to "clean up"? We all know that'd take an absolute act of God for that to happen (and I mean that seriously).
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Day I clean up my act is the day Michael Jackson is knighted!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*ahem* That'd never happen...but Elton John has been "knighted"...so I don't know...
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