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Maniac1075 Pro Wanka
Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 1558 Location: Hellbourne
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:11 am Post subject: Rest In Peace - James Bond (1962 to 2006) |
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The Bond movies are officialy dead!
after seeing the new one today and all the fucked up hype about it and I can assure Bond is buried forever.
No Q, no gadgets, no cool theme song DURING the movie, no charm, no charactor, no smart ass replies, no shaken not stirred, no safistication, no Money Penny, Dr Who doesnt even look like a fucking Bond, and he acts more like a poofter side kick of the bad guys, not the fuckin' hero. And he's more like a cold blooded killer then a fuckin' ...Bond.
I shouldve known it would suck from the moment i saw the prewview to this "prequel" that Judy Dench was in it playing M and that it had completly ignored the fact that she replaced her charactors husband who was M when he died on Goldeneye or one of the Peirce Brosnon ones.
There excuse... "oh, its not a prequal, its restarting the whole thing from the start and re-inventing Bond" WHY FIX WHATS NOT BROKEN? altho, i admit, the last two Bond films sucked more massive amounts of cock then Elektra Label Guy at a thanksgiving homcoming party with his frat buddies, but it just needed a decent director and cut down on the CGI shit, it wasnt like it was in despret need of it like Batman.
I DONT GET IT, HOW THE HELL CAN ANYONE PRAISE THIS CRAP???? WHY ARE REVIEWS SAYING THIS SHITS GOOD?????? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE UNIVERSE????????? NEXT WHAT, DAVE EVANS FOR PRESIDENT BY MAJORITY VOTE?????????? _________________
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I read your review on Amazon - now TWO whole people out of 34 said it was helpful! |
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