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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:42 pm    Post subject: Phobias Reply with quote

I was just looking at http://www.phobialist.com/

Has a list of a bunch of phobias. Some of these fears are funny. But I think the funniest one I found was Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How does someone develop a fear of long words? Did failing a spelling test traumatize them or something?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe it is because of spelling tests. I know I hated the long words when taking the tests, but didn't fear them.

But what genius who named that fear of long words put 36 or so letters in it?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha ha ha, I can see somebody sitting around at the computer trying to look up stuff on how to cure a fear of long words; they'd come across that word and jump up and run away screaming! Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, and then they'd be called dumb cause they talk like this from then on:

My bruther from jawjuh bard my pickuptruk.

translate that from Hick English to regular English:

My brother from Georgia borrowed my pickup truck.

some funny ones:

Heterophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Sexophobia)
Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church. (how does one be afraid of church, i mean, unless your a demon)
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
(how does one remember those two, the long words and that one)
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
(I think Hitler suffered from the last one)
Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female. (oh no, I can't watch Dolly Parton cause Im afraid of her boobs)
Liticaphobia- Fear of lawsuits
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis. (haha)
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia- Fear of heaven. (once again. are you a demon)
Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians. (haha!)
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.
Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween.
Sarmassophobia- Fear of love play. (Malaxophobia) (wtf is love play)
Satanophobia- Fear of Satan.
Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13.
Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating. (better not drink too much water!!)
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women. (oh no, im afraid of Faith Hill)
Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
Xenophobia- Fear of strangers or foreigners. MEXICANS
Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
Zeusophobia- Fear of God or gods. Twisted Evil
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
Zoophobia- Fear of animals.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. (How do you avoid having an opinion? Even if you just eat something and start thinking "hey, this is good", do you start hyperventilating that you had an opinion on it or something?)

Aurophobia- Fear of gold. (Hey, if you're afraid of your gold, I'll take it!)

Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money. (I'll help take away this fear, too!)

Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed. (I have to say I have what might be called a little quirk or something like that - when I start falling asleep sometimes, I'll start feeling a little afraid that I'll have a bad dream, and that'll put off me falling asleep for another minute or two.)

Ecophobia- Fear of home. (How the heck do you live anywhere, then?)

Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (Do you go to the doctor and hope they tell you that you have a disease instead of a clean bill of health?)

Mycrophobia- Fear of small things. (I hope some guys don't run into a woman with this problem, hahahahahaha!)

Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams. (ha, I just wrote about that up there)

Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams. (Then make sure the roof over your bed doesn't leak, LOL)
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