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Maniac1075 Pro Wanka
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VLRGA The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted
Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 487 Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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Yer makin' rhymes 'bout me, fool? Here's one just for you:
There once was a guy named Matt
Who was getting huge and fat
Someone told him to diet
And since he didn't want to try it
He rolled on top of them and made 'em flat. |
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Maniac1075 Pro Wanka
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VLRGA The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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Once there was a Maniac
Who wasn't much of a brainiac
Once day he was found
Splattered over the ground
'Cause he took a nap on a train track.
There once was a dude named Matt
Whose girlfriend had tits that were flat
She would moan and moan
For implants of silicone
Until she gained enough weight to get tits of fat. |
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HGHWYtoHELL7
Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 32 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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There once was a guy named Phil
who was once on the pill
because he looked down there
and relized he was queer
he changed his name to Jill
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE _________________ HGHWYtoHELL7
(Killar Guitarist)
Lead Guitar of No Evil |
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Maniac1075 Pro Wanka
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VLRGA The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted
Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 487 Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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There once was a guy named Matthew
And the ladies thought he was true
But a man gave him desire
And something rose higher
So that other man then got blew!
There once was a guy named Brian
In the kitchen he was fryin'
The assistant cook said
"I'll give you head"
When he found out she was really a man, he was cryin'!
There once was HGHWYtoHLL7
He felt like he was in Heaven
His girl would turn out the lights
And give him great nights
But got busted when the cops heard she was eleven! |
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Maniac1075 Pro Wanka
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VLRGA The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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There once was a lady named Ellen
She was a convicted felon
In jail, there was no hope
Of ever getting any soap
Boy, was she ever smellin'!
There once was a man named Lance
He took a vacation to France
His trip happened to reach
Onto a nude beach
Where he stripped off his shirt and pants. |
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Maniac1075 Pro Wanka
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Maniac1075 Pro Wanka
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shelley72
Joined: 24 Jul 2006 Posts: 12
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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The duchess whilst pouring the tea
Asked me do you fart when you pee?
I replied with quick wit
Do you wank when you shit?
I think that was 1-0 to me.
Shell _________________ Cunty Bollocks.... |
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thunderhayes I dont care about you, just about me
Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 447 Location: Smyrna, GA, USA
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:01 am Post subject: |
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i did not write all of this one:
There once was a guy named Trebek
who had the world's tiniest dick
One day Connery was on Jeopardy
how he's a rock star, i don't know
but he rocked that fucking game show |
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