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Constipation versus Diarrhea

 
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Which crapping problem is worse?
Constipation
44%
 44%  [ 4 ]
Diarrhea
55%
 55%  [ 5 ]
Total Votes : 9

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VLRGA
The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted


Joined: 10 Jul 2005
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Location: Pennsylvania, USA

PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:54 pm    Post subject: Constipation versus Diarrhea Reply with quote

Which would you rather suffer from?
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Maniac1075
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Joined: 10 Jul 2005
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Location: Hellbourne

PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:28 am    Post subject: Re: Constipation versus Diarrhea Reply with quote

VLRGA wrote:
Which would you rather suffer from?


I never get constipated...... but I fucking hate dioreah.... when I have the bad runs and toilet paper feels like sandpaper, my guts are hurting and my asshole feels like it was turned inside out, twisted around and wringed, then flung back into my ass and refilled with some more gooey coffee... it's about the only time I actualy talk to that mother fucker named god.

I used to ask for his forgiveness and make the demons go away... now I sit there abusing him saying, "is this the best you got you pussy?"

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was constipated once, and I never want to go through that again. I learned my lesson on eating an extra large cheese calzone. It just sucked to sit there for hours feeling the same and worse pains than dioreah but yet nothing comes out so there is nothing to brag about.

In the end, I would rather have dioreah by a long shot.

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Maniac1075
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The closest I came to being constapated was last year when I was in hospital. If anyone's been in a Hellbourne hospital you know the food sucks and you'd rather starve then be forced to eat that shit. The only thing I would eat was the sandwhices. So for about 2 weeks i'd been living on nothing but sandwhiches and they formed into a big round dry turd in me that was 10 times bigger then my asshole.

It felt like giving birth, but then I figured it was just too big to push out, it would have to be broken down... so I raided peoples rooms and the supply cuboard and found thermometors and tooth brushes and stuff and gently stuck them into my butt and mashed the poop up and swirled it around and broke it up into a nice paste and was releaved soon enough when ten pounds of crap dropped into the bowel making a *ploonk* sound.

Then i wiped the stuff off with a bit of TP and returned them to where i found them. It was fun watching people brush there teeth and have there temprtures taken that night.

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SnoozyBoozy



Joined: 20 Aug 2006
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Location: Ashford, Kent

PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

reading through this lot is ten times better than any book i've ever read!!! (and i've read a tonne of books!!)


constipation is WORSE by miles i reckon! nuffink a few pills here and there can't solve lol
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Viking



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heard that bobby brown once helped whitney houston with her constipation..he used his fingers..argh! lol...
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VLRGA
The Little Sister Maniac Never Wanted


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess some couples share everything!
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thunderhayes
I dont care about you, just about me


Joined: 25 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i plead the 5th ammendment to the USA constitution (no comment)
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thunderhayes
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

but i just had a good run of diarrhea. and i guess that ive been somewhat constipated before, so i can't pick.
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