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Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving But Aren't

 
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:45 am    Post subject: Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving But Aren't Reply with quote

Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at
Thanksgiving But Aren't
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10. "Talk about a huge breast!" (.)

9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

8. "Don't play with your meat."

7. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

6. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

5. "You still have a little bit on your chin."

4. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"

3. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

2. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

1. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving But Aren' Reply with quote

" I stuffed the turkey myself"
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