maniac1075

Maniac1075

For years now, I thought I was a fan of The Lat Show. But latley it's been irking me... Whats the deal with, "Know your cuts of meat?" The game where Dave goes into the audience, embarsses someone on TV, does a pethetic sketch with his secutary, then gets some idiot to play the game. A picture of meat is shown on the screen and the contestant reads it off the card and gets it right.

Is that actualy funny to anyone? I didnt think it was funny the first time he did it, but yet, they do it every week... why?

This shit with the "put the bear away" has gotta be the dumbest thing i've ever seen on live TV. And why the fuck does he bring his doctor onto the show? Who cares.

Does any one notice how Rubert G never laughed at Daves stupid jokes, now when Dave cracks a joke he laughs his arse off... fakley mind you. And who gives a flying fuck what flavours Rupert has in the slurpee machine?

Anyone notice how when Dave comes out, he always talks politics, weather and it's always about hookers or rodents.... it's never funny.... but while he's doing this, he's adjusting his buttons on his jacket the whole time....doing them up....undoing them.... doing them up...undoing them..... then, can Dave not see to the right of him 2 metres when he walks on stage? 'cause he always asks "is he over there?" to introduce Paul Shaffer.

Is it me, or does the top 10's #1 spot always suck?

I mean, is the audience really laughing at him? Do people really find the same shit over and over, funny? Or is there a huge applause sign hanging over the set blinking all the time?

And why does the audience always clap when a guest says something? "I took a dump today.... 8 pounds it was, Dave" *audience gives round of applause*

Why does every sketch with Alan Coltar have him being some stupid voilent moron? I mean, it was probably funny the first 2 or 3 times, but when it reaches the point that it's been done more times then Parid Hilton on all fours, then it becomes just as expected and boring to watch as each time Dave guzzles down the wine when he has chefs on the show.

Still, he's better then watching Jay Chin-0.... is it me or does his head not fit propperlly on screen?[/b]
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VLRGA · Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:54 pm Post subject:

I've never really watched it, but don't late night talk shows have a bunch of writers that make the jokes? If it's that bad, surely a couple people out of the gang could do something better?

Maniac1075 · Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:18 am Post subject:

There writers seem to suck as much massive amounts of dick as what Elektra_Label_Gay did!
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VLRGA · Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:52 am Post subject:

Maniac1075 · Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:19 pm Post subject:

Is there even a born again christian exsiting in the entire universe that even finds that tag line the slightest bit amusing?
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VLRGA · Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:37 pm Post subject:

It is a little funny in a dumb way.

Maniac1075 · Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:27 pm Post subject:

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VLRGA · Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:30 pm Post subject:

I figured you'd be whacking - it's what you're always doing, after all! Laughing

Maniac1075 · Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:44 pm Post subject:

and mopping up
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