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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:39 pm    Post subject: Embarrasing Sexual Situations Reply with quote

Tell us an embarrasing thing thats happend while doing something sexual, having sex, ect..ect.... I say that cause Vals a virgin Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Many years ago with my first girlfriend... we were under 18, and her parents had gone away for a few days, and she was home alone with her sister. Of coarse, her sister was so responsable she was never home....so, while the adults are away, they kids will play!!!!!! Twisted Evil

She wanted to go do it out in her parents car.... but for some reason, she wanted to do it in the front seats! So, we where messing around and everythign had come off, even our socks!!! and we got a bit carried away and there was alot of moving around and stuff.... and she was rubbing up against the gear shift which was in the middle of the car.

We got caught up in th eheat of the moment and hadnt noticed shed knocked the gear into nuturel! We felt the car turn and come over half the gutter of the drive way, we quickly jumped around and I yanked the break on the car as hard as I could. The car even skid a bit!

We had to get out of the car, completly butt naked, and push the fucking thing back up the drive way... keep in mind, it was around midday, and in broad daylight!!!!!!!

Youve never seen a car pushed back in a drive way so quick in your life!!!!! We ran inside and with pounding hearts and ready to have heart attacks..... we never ever heard anythign from the neighbours, so I dunno if anyone saw us or not..... but everyone please take some advice from me..... if you ever have sex in a car, make sure the break is on first!!!!!

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I havent wet the bed in 14 days!


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OR JUST STICK TO THE BACKSEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

come on, whats your embarrasing story, Lisa?
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I havent wet the bed in 14 days!


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Truthfully, i dont have one
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

awwwww Sad
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There i was sitting minding my own bussiness...chatin to those and the like of those.and getting bored with the convo...so i pulled out my dick and got up some porn.and started to whack one off..i went back to chat and there was like 10 messages ..all screaming ...for fucks sakes Kram turn yer camera off.....oops funily enough i aint ever ben back.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!

Well, someone took the screen name "VRLGA" (two letters switched around from my name), and I heard rumors they went in chat and said they were bisexual and trying to pick up chatters of both genders. Apparently some people in the chat might have thought it was really me. I guess the little bit of a reputation I had left was ruined! Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

KRAM wrote:
There i was sitting minding my own bussiness...chatin to those and the like of those.and getting bored with the convo...so i pulled out my dick and got up some porn.and started to whack one off..i went back to chat and there was like 10 messages ..all screaming ...for fucks sakes Kram turn yer camera off.....oops funily enough i aint ever ben back.


Wasnt that just two days ago?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

VLRGA wrote:
LOL!

Well, someone took the screen name "VRLGA" (two letters switched around from my name), and I heard rumors they went in chat and said they were bisexual and trying to pick up chatters of both genders. Apparently some people in the chat might have thought it was really me. I guess the little bit of a reputation I had left was ruined! Laughing


In what chat? Cause I used to be VGLRA in the Elektra chat, but I never hit on people.... you where always there when I did it.... or, I used to pinch your name VLRGA in there when you wernt in there so you could log in with it Laughing Laughing but I never said you was bisexual....least, i dont think I did? was it me????
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe you told me a story that you did that, but it was all a joke or something, LOL.
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