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  Topic: Your own TV show format...
shelley72

Replies: 1
Views: 1386

PostForum: Movie Crap   Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:33 am   Subject: Your own TV show format...
Here in the UK we have daytime TV... low budget shite... full of feminist bullcrap...

The shows all follow the same format... lets go and film a family... whisk mum off to a luxury weekend... she c ...
  Topic: Cock Rock
shelley72

Replies: 5
Views: 1942

PostForum: Music   Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:23 am   Subject: Cock Rock
Yes...(filtered word about a plastic pedophile who liked little boys to blow him and his monkey) and Gary Glitter are covering it soon
  Topic: My bad self
shelley72

Replies: 2
Views: 1598

PostForum: Who The Fuck Are You?   Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:20 am   Subject: My bad self
Thats not my stench trench a' wafting Matthew
  Topic: Cock Rock
shelley72

Replies: 5
Views: 1942

PostForum: Music   Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:59 pm   Subject: Cock Rock
Top 5 "cock rock" tracks

1) anything by Europe.... curly haired scandanavian Cock rock tossers.

2) Winger.... Miles Away.... yes thank fuck I am...

3) John Parr ... St Elmos Fire... wanna see ...
  Topic: Sayings and wot-not
shelley72

Replies: 4
Views: 1857

PostForum: Jokes 'n' Shit   Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:34 pm   Subject: Sayings and wot-not
If served a shit beer say "its as flat as a witches tit"

Mouth dry as a nun's crotch

Sweaty as a sumo wrestlers jockstrap

Excited as (filtered word about a plastic pedophile who liked little boys to blow him and his monkey) in Mothercare

Hairier than a lesbians ...
  Topic: Limericks
shelley72

Replies: 13
Views: 4979

PostForum: Jokes 'n' Shit   Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:20 pm   Subject: Limericks
The duchess whilst pouring the tea
Asked me do you fart when you pee?
I replied with quick wit
Do you wank when you shit?
I think that was 1-0 to me.

Shell
  Topic: Jokes to Offend Everyone
shelley72

Replies: 10
Views: 3124

PostForum: Jokes 'n' Shit   Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:42 pm   Subject: Jokes to Offend Everyone
What has 60 legs and no pubes???

Front row of a Backstreet Boys gig...


What do thrush and women have in common...

They are both irritating C***s

Shell
  Topic: Movies to avoid at all costs
shelley72

Replies: 18
Views: 4967

PostForum: Movie Crap   Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:41 pm   Subject: Movies to avoid at all costs
Grease "fucking" 2

Total pile of shite...

Shell x
  Topic: Top 10 Funeral Songs of today..quoted by: Music Choice
shelley72

Replies: 15
Views: 4662

PostForum: Music   Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:34 pm   Subject: Top 10 Funeral Songs of today..quoted by: Music Choice
Mine would be


1)Schools Out... Alice Cooper... number one in UK day I was born
2)Lou Reed... Perfect Day
3)Dream On... Aerosmith
4)Sunday Girl... Blondie
5)Northern Sky... Nick Drake

Shell ...
  Topic: Write a true fact about yourself
shelley72

Replies: 35
Views: 5587

PostForum: Off Topic & Random Bullshit   Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:26 pm   Subject: Write a true fact about yourself
Fuck.... I have lots

Was stark bollock naked... 18 yrs old... working as a nude model... 1pm Sunday afternoon... on London Bridge shooting for a black and white art/photography book.

My Great Au ...
  Topic: My bad self
shelley72

Replies: 2
Views: 1598

PostForum: Who The Fuck Are You?   Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:14 pm   Subject: My bad self
Hi I am shelley

You will soon find out about me as you read my posts...

You can all fuck off outta my thread now.

Shell x
  Topic: The Names And Terms Of That Kinky Shit
shelley72

Replies: 3
Views: 1802

PostForum: Jokes 'n' Shit   Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:09 pm   Subject: The Names And Terms Of That Kinky Shit
2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

Add a set of false nails too... if you want real authentici ...
 
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