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Topic: WORST MOVIES OF 2008 |
area51newmexico
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Forum: Movie Crap Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:32 am Subject: WORST MOVIES OF 2008 |
Worse:
Cloverfield (probably was actually released at the end of 07 but it was so bad the memory goes across two years!)
The Love Guru (really poor. You'd think with Jessica Alba & Mike Myers ... |
Topic: Joke Of The Day |
area51newmexico
Replies: 131
Views: 28392
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Forum: Jokes 'n' Shit Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:09 am Subject: Joke Of The Day |
Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.
Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps,
Cos here comes my willy.
Roses are r ... |
Topic: Joke Of The Day |
area51newmexico
Replies: 131
Views: 28392
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Forum: Jokes 'n' Shit Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:40 pm Subject: Joke Of The Day |
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman apply to join the SAS.
In the recruiting interview, they are each asked if they have a relative with them.
The Englishman has his mother with him, the Joc ... |
Topic: Joke Of The Day |
area51newmexico
Replies: 131
Views: 28392
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Forum: Jokes 'n' Shit Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:14 pm Subject: Joke Of The Day |
Girl: Mum, I've just been graped!
Mother: Oh dear! Don't you mean raped?
Girl: No there was a bunch of them
I know it's bad but it made me giggle. |
Topic: Joke Of The Day |
area51newmexico
Replies: 131
Views: 28392
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Forum: Jokes 'n' Shit Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:43 pm Subject: Joke Of The Day |
A man has just passed away and his wife goes to the mortuary. As soon as she sees him she starts crying. An attendant tries to comfort her. Through her tears she explains that her husband is wearing a ... |
Topic: Finally Updated My Website! New Jokes & pics |
area51newmexico
Replies: 2
Views: 2129
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Forum: Jokes 'n' Shit Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:10 am Subject: Finally Updated My Website! New Jokes & pics |
lol no my mother text me them! |
Topic: Finally Updated My Website! New Jokes & pics |
area51newmexico
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Views: 2129
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Forum: Jokes 'n' Shit Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:37 am Subject: Finally Updated My Website! New Jokes & pics |
I've finally updated my website, it's taken ages but it's pretty good.
http://www.area51newmexico.com/menunewstuff.php
Hope you like it! |
Topic: Female or Shemale? |
area51newmexico
Replies: 5
Views: 2258
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Forum: Jokes 'n' Shit Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:13 am Subject: Female or Shemale? |
10 of out 16! not bad! But it's worrying that I can't tell my own sex apart! |
Topic: I need your help! |
area51newmexico
Replies: 4
Views: 1371
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Forum: Off Topic & Random Bullshit Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:22 am Subject: I need your help! |
For Christmas, my boyfriend & I received a rather odd present, a voucher to go and have your portraits done professionally. The company Venture don't do ordinary, boring pictures of you just stood ... |
Topic: Metal Defintions |
area51newmexico
Replies: 4
Views: 2188
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Forum: Music Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:27 pm Subject: Metal Defintions |
I love this!
GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 mintues and then leaves...
POWER /SYMPHONIC METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding ... |
Topic: Joke Of The Day |
area51newmexico
Replies: 131
Views: 28392
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Forum: Jokes 'n' Shit Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:58 pm Subject: Joke Of The Day |
May I post an other?
A young Iranian was signed by Liverpool FC because the scouts said he was brilliant.
Manchester United come to town and is battering Liverpool 4-0. The Liverpool manager ... |
Topic: Joke Of The Day |
area51newmexico
Replies: 131
Views: 28392
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Forum: Jokes 'n' Shit Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:58 pm Subject: Joke Of The Day |
Your mamas so fat… when she was diagnosed with that flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live
Your mamas so fat… when she dances she makes the band skip
Your mamas so fat… she puts ... |
Topic: Jokes to Offend Everyone |
area51newmexico
Replies: 10
Views: 3729
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Forum: Jokes 'n' Shit Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:47 pm Subject: Jokes to Offend Everyone |
A Chinese couple is in bed. The husband says I want 69. His wife says
"why you want Beef and Broccoli now?"
A Polish family is sitting in the living room. The wife turns to
The husband and say ... |
Topic: Joke Of The Day |
area51newmexico
Replies: 131
Views: 28392
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Forum: Jokes 'n' Shit Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:46 pm Subject: Joke Of The Day |
Q: What is the generic name for Viagara?
A: Mycoxaphillin
Q. What is the difference between driving in the fog and 69-ing?
A. When driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you ... |
Topic: What are you doing for Valentine's Day? |
area51newmexico
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Views: 1177
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Forum: Off Topic & Random Bullshit Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:44 pm Subject: What are you doing for Valentine's Day? |
Going out for a meal with my fiance:) |
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